I'm broke

bum
Originally uploaded by etarak.

Well, I am low on money. 306 birthdays this month, an anniversary, and a new truck will drain your income. So happy birthday to every that comes to my blog, I'm sure you had one within the last few weeks. What is with Feb and March? Everybody concieves in those months so for all those having sex out there, watch out for those two months. Back to being broke, if you aren't related to me by blood, then don't excpect a present. And if you are related to me by blood, their is a 50% chance you may get a present. It might be made from macaroni and elmers glue, maybe some finger paint if your lucky, depends on how much I can get some finger paint for. So Merry xmas and happy bday and anniversary and happy Hanukkah and yada yada. Please send me money.

Happy Thanksgiving

sesame
Originally uploaded by etarak.

Just wanted to be festive and write a post saying the above, and that I am thankful for my family, friends, and aloe toilet paper.
Don't eat too much!

It's just such a good pic...

Jodi
Originally uploaded by etarak.

Some pieces ALMOST made it to her mouth, but then her fatigue got the best of her. I keep showing this picture to people so I figured I would just blog it so all could see. So who is coming home for Turky day? Wednesday is Amber's bday and she has to work all night. She has Sat off so if anyone wants to go out with us for her bday and shoot some pool, that would be cool. Let me know when you can. She is going to be 23.

Chadwich

chad sandwich
Originally uploaded by etarak.

The party was fun. Chad got older and the keg got lighter, although many people didn't show up. Mike Eckler wrote me a text that said, "Rain had to take care of license slave bull shit cost me 500 bucks...i don't want to talk about it" not sure what that meant but it resulted in his absence. So now I need some greasy food and a beer, my head is killing me!

Chad's Birthday

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Originally uploaded by etarak.

This Friday will be a bash at my house. Chad is turning 26 and we are going to get crazy. Please call me if you can come, (or email). There will be darts, and drinking, flip cup, drinking, eucre, and drinking. Hope you can make it.

My feet

My feet
Originally uploaded by etarak.

I have a new phone! This is a picture from it. YAY! Finally the phone I want. I also got a new truck! I just now realized that I could have taken a picture of the truck instead of my feet, killed two sinners with one stone. But it's too late, now you will have to picture my truck in your head. Here are the details. It's big and black. YAY! If you want to see the picture of my feet with "night mode" on, just email me.

Now that needs to be in my front yard

Statue - fat lady on bull
Originally uploaded by etarak.

Nobody would drive by my house ever again. "Go left on Inkster, you will pass one light, then look for a giant statue of a naked fat lady on a bull on the right. Now if you see a statue of a dragon having sex with a giant chicken then you will know that you have gone too far." Unlike everyone else there will be no apologies for not updating my blog. No one updates everyday so if we all stopped apoligizing every time we write on them, we could save ourselves much time reading. You figure it takes 1 and a half seconds to read the apology. If I go to 5 blogs everyday, I could save just over 45 and a half minutes a year. So stop it! Oh yea, this blog is supposed to be about my life or something. So, I bought a new phone. It's called the Ericsson k700. It's cool, go check it out. Now I can miss your calls in style. Other than that, today is Amber and my 2 year, although we are not going to celebrate until the 26th of this month. If you have any really good idea's about what we should do, post them and when I read one I like, I will delete your post and say I thought of it. Thanks.

Well...

Well...
Originally uploaded by etarak.

We are doomed. Now the amount of people standing around under a cardboard sign yelling at you about the end of the world will increase tenfold. And I may be one of them...

(This was my post on Nov 3rd, and I have tried to get it to post every day since but today is the first time it let me)

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